dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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(Source: scarylittledamsel)

who the fuck takes a shit at the club

THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED IT STINKED UP THE WHOLE TOILET WTF MAN

(Source: officialcrow)

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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